Similarity between an Engineering student and Aamir Khan in Ghajini.

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Both can remember things only for 15 mins and both write answers on their body parts.

Received this today as sms and I thought of posting it here.

The Pass Fail Program - Engineers Edition

#include<sem.h>
#include<tension.h>
void pain()
{
mind = confused;
while(study != done)
{
paper  =back;
parent scold++;
}
if pass
tension free;
else
better luck next time;
}

God, I want to dream again,
Take me where I’ve never been,
I wanna go there,
This time I’m not scared,
Now I am unbreakable, it’s unmistakable,
No one can touch me,
Nothing can stop me.

Sometimes it’s hard to just keep going,
But faith is moving without knowing,
Can I trust what I can’t see,
To reach my destiny,
I want to take control but I know better.

Forget the fear it’s just a crutch,
That tries to hold you back,
And turn your dreams to dust,
All you need to do is just trust .

If your answer is yes then make sure you apply to at least one of the 35+ colleges in Chhattisgarh state. Because the idiotic Technical University thinks that kiddos who don’t perform well in the PET exam, end up not getting admitted to their favourite Engineering College/ favourite branches.

So from next year onwards, all Engg. colleges will operate in 2 shifts i.e from 7am-1pm and from 2pm-8pm. So that more and more people can become Engineers. As if churning out 8-15k Engineers per year wasn’t enough. Now, everyone who takes the PCM stream is sure to get into some Engg. college or the other..

The passouts and teachers are delighted from this prospect as it means more employment. As the college will have to double entire of its staff to work in the shifts.

Lets see what happens…