Similarity between an Engineering student and Aamir Khan in Ghajini.

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Both can remember things only for 15 mins and both write answers on their body parts.

Received this today as sms and I thought of posting it here.

The Pass Fail Program - Engineers Edition

#include<sem.h>
#include<tension.h>
void pain()
{
mind = confused;
while(study != done)
{
paper  =back;
parent scold++;
}
if pass
tension free;
else
better luck next time;
}

In order to boost the acquisition and usage of Broadband among government employees, the competent authority has approved 20% discount on Broadband Service charges (usage and rental) for Broadband connections provided to Central Government/ State Government/ PSU Employees category. The scheme is to be launched from 1st December 2008 across BSNL network and is a continuous scheme.

The serving and retired government employees applying for Broadband connection under this scheme, should furnish an undertaking countersigned by their Drawing and Disbursing Officer regarding their bonafide along with the application. In case of retired employees, an attested copy of the Pension Pay Order should be submitted along with the application. The application should be marked as “FOR GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES SCHEME”.

The scheme is also applicable to existing Broadband customers who are serving/retired government employees subject to their furnishing an undertaking as detailed above. The discount of 20% in Broadband Service charges for the existing customers will also be applicable if they apply, from the month of such application.

Thanks to this scheme, we’re getting broadband connection back at home!

So you’ve got one of those fancy plans activated in your landline phone which lets you make call to the same operators landline and mobile phones free…

So what do you do when you are free and have absolutely nothing to do?? If you are a mother, you call your youngest daughter who stays in the hostel

Hehe.. the other day mom called me in the evening and we talked about the usual things, me, mom, mamu [maternal uncle], bro, sis, bhabhi [sister-in-law], nieces, badi mummy [maternal aunt] and the rest of the family members…

We discussed about the caterer who would be in-charge of the small birthday party dinner on occasion of Alicia’s 1st birthday. The dishes, sweets, list of invitees…

Whats coming in tv? Mom didn’t knew that God TV’s “Mission’s Week” was starting from today.. that meant that mom and mamu would watch more of TBN and FE TV. The various programs she watched in the Christian channels… Benny Hinn, Joel Osteen, Joyce Meyer, CBN India… I suggested her to watch Paula White, as I had loved her sermon on the saturday morning I was home.

Told her that we watched Hello and that it was not worth a watch and the book was sitting in my study table back at home and she was welcome to read it..

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